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By far the most competitive and dangerous

  • By far the most competitive and dangerous of Winter Olympic sports is the brutal daredevil game of curling.
  • It's the brushes that make it so dangerous, you see the game of Curling gets its name from the the pubic hair-like curls that live on the end of the brushes. Sometimes they
  • are taken directly from a pandas testicles. The pay for this job is good because it is so dangerous. Some animal rights activists claim this is exploitation but the panda gets free
  • and people die. People don't know how deadly a panda really is. A panda can rip a grown man from limb to limb in nanoseconds. The name Ling Ling really means Rib Crusher.
  • Three years and four folds later, MoralEnd confronted Ling Ling about his behaviour. He needed to see Det. Manatee asap. Det. Manatee and his sea-monkeys were geniuses. Their work
  • was held by many of the other memes on the site.But we won't hold a vote now.Since this story is now on fold 5 we'll move along to Ling Ling.Ling ling didn't do much but eat bamboo
  • and pose for the clicking cameras. "Adorable!" "Sooooo CUTE!" "OMG! Have you ever...??!!" Ling Ling, with all the compliments, grew narcissistic...and bored. That's why I
  • need to find a way to spice up the shots while simultaneously humbling Ling Ling. A plan instantly emerged. During the shoot, I dumped a jar of molasses on his head. The viscous
  • brown liquid proved to be irresistible to Tsing Tsing, who began licking Ling Ling's head. "Go with it! Beautiful!" I said as I snapped more photographs. Soon they pushed me out of
  • the way. First it was hot then erotic, then it got twisted. Finally it became down right scary, flesh peeling, piercing prongs, etc. I photographed it all & was scarred for life.
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2014-02-06 22:13:34
Finished
2017-01-03 16:21:02

3 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Jan 03 2017 @ 16:44

    @Rebbie: MoralEnd warned you, but did you listen?
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    Rebbie Jan 03 2017 @ 16:48

    Oh sweet fool that I am!
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    Chaz Jan 04 2017 @ 09:38

    "The Secret World of Curling" now on ESPN.

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