By far the most competitive and dangerous

By far the most competitive and dangerous of Winter Olympic sports is the brutal daredevil game of curling.

It's the brushes that make it so dangerous, you see the game of Curling gets its name from the the pubic hair-like curls that live on the end of the brushes. Sometimes they

are taken directly from a pandas testicles. The pay for this job is good because it is so dangerous. Some animal rights activists claim this is exploitation but the panda gets free

and people die. People don't know how deadly a panda really is. A panda can rip a grown man from limb to limb in nanoseconds. The name Ling Ling really means Rib Crusher.

Three years and four folds later, MoralEnd confronted Ling Ling about his behaviour. He needed to see Det. Manatee asap. Det. Manatee and his sea-monkeys were geniuses. Their work

was held by many of the other memes on the site.But we won't hold a vote now.Since this story is now on fold 5 we'll move along to Ling Ling.Ling ling didn't do much but eat bamboo

and pose for the clicking cameras. "Adorable!" "Sooooo CUTE!" "OMG! Have you ever...??!!" Ling Ling, with all the compliments, grew narcissistic...and bored. That's why I

need to find a way to spice up the shots while simultaneously humbling Ling Ling. A plan instantly emerged. During the shoot, I dumped a jar of molasses on his head. The viscous

brown liquid proved to be irresistible to Tsing Tsing, who began licking Ling Ling's head. "Go with it! Beautiful!" I said as I snapped more photographs. Soon they pushed me out of

the way. First it was hot then erotic, then it got twisted. Finally it became down right scary, flesh peeling, piercing prongs, etc. I photographed it all & was scarred for life.