He creep out of the room and went down the

He creep out of the room and went down the staircase to reach to the door. Slowly, he opened the door and

was greeted by no other than Flumsy, the tiny basement leprechaun he had kidnapped all those years ago. Flumsy was a strange creature, closely resembling

to the frontman of KISS. Flumsy decided to replace him on the band. They fought each other in a Dragonball style, who ended with Fumsy victory, who became the KISS frontman.

So KISS rebranded themselves as THE WARM FUZZYS". The other bandmates dressed up as a kitten, a puppy a peach & a warm blanket. Fumsy wore teddy bear ear muffs & crooned songs like

"Death is just a hobby" and "Lovers of Furreal Friends"

were among clubs Severus tried joining, but no one wanted to be in a club that would have someone like him as a member. So he made his own club and hit them over the head with it.

Calavitas asked him what his club was made of. "Organic recycled paper" was the reply. It was assembled vusinv cow dung. Severus was approved on the spot. He worked at Whole Foods.

But Severus wasn’t the first demon to join the Whole Foods “family” nor was he the last. There may be one sitting next to you as you read this. Yes, even Dora in accounting might b

-e a demon. Maybe even David from Sales. But it didn't matter because in time ,we will win this war. As the Abraham Lincoln said, "No man has a good enough memory to be a liar."