Once upon a time there was a family that

Once upon a time there was a family that lived on a farm. They were not making ends meet. It seemed that every time the farm was about to make money, some of the crops would die

. This time however it wasn't the crops. It was the families house that was dieing; They had all returned home from church one morning to find the house keeled over by the cows. It

s foundations were pointing to the sky like a cast animal, while the balcony lay drunkenly across the grass. Roof tiles scattered, the smell of old paint in the air. "Thats the la

st thing I remember. Now I'm standing here confused, alone, and hungry. Then I see him, a slender man. But what was he

doing standing in the forest with his nice suit, faceless stare and tentacles? A turned to flee but my peripheral vision faded to black. I heard faintly, "Have you thought about

But my leg was caught on a giant whale penis. "What the hell! Who leaves a whale penis on the floor?!" I shouted. I picked myself up and began to run but my other leg was caught

in a bear's trap and I couldn't get the trap released from my leg. My hands were stuck on something green

. Vines! I ripped them away with some struggle before trying to pry open the trap again. Pain seared throughout my calf but I remained strong and prevented any screaming. I opened

the little jar of medicine and poured a drop on the wound. I couldn't bear the thought of him being trapped and in pain. I would free him from the trap if it killed me!