So it turns out the reason 2016 was such

So it turns out the reason 2016 was such a screwed up year was because of all the time travelers that are coming back to stop Trump. People used to go stop Hitler but now they try

to stop the megalomaniac clown instead. People going back to stop him, people going back to stop him from getting stopped, it all quickly turned into a big mess. Nowadays you can't

clown a clown, or stop a stopper. Likewise, you cannot put the genie back in the bottle. It was a well known fact, now spelled out in meme after meme, that the dachshunds control

Verizon, Sprint, T-Mobile and most other cell phone networks and secretly slip subliminal messages into the line, things like hot dogs for hot dogs s healthy. The dachshunds would

begin to drool whenever the phone was in use. They would yip and hop, vying to be closest to the phone. Phone calls would be cut short in order to call the cops "Mad Dog!, Mad Dog!

" Aunt Babs barked at me, ordering me to run around to the convenience store to get her favorite cheap wine, Mad Dog 2020. Then the dogs would get out, run me over, and go racing

away into the sunset. Aunt Babs had to pay. "I am not a tool!" I declared one night. "I am a strong, independent, woman!" As the full moon rose I sprinted outsides and slowly

Found a train filled with women and their cats. There were many mews and nips as stories were folded in record numbers. There was one cow who filmed the occasion, and posted it

on the farm's network. The post said: cats holding weird creatures. The cow had never seen a woman before. At the farm, Taylor, the farmer, has three sons and no wife.