The million year old Mars rocks fell in the

The million year old Mars rocks fell in the Moroccan desert. It was a chance to look for signs of water or life on the red planet. When we discovered the alien spores, the invasion

of Canada was well under way, so we were able to keep our proof of Martian life a secret. I was reexamining specimen jar #49 which we had inoculated with spores yesterday when

the Canadian started its secret war. I could feel it. An invisible wall of soundwaves smashing against my chest, saying "kill them with kindness." They wanted the proof of Martian

Madness week on basic cable, but first I had to suppress my Canadian roommate's tendency to blast his stereo too loud. Okay, I can tell when to apologize. "Martian Madness!" I bell

-hopped during college for drinking money. I convinced my co-workers to assist in a scam to extract, not just one kidney, but both (and the liver to boot) from my roommate. "But

That requires a surgical background!", Joe told me. On June 1, 2016, I did finally finish medical school, but by then my ex roommate moved to parts unknown. I could not Google i

couldn't ask people where Sam had moved to and I felt helpless. the whole reason I became a doctor was to operate on Sam's eleventh and twelfth toes. now I didn't even know where

he was to be found. Oh Sam, Sam, all I lived for was to relieve you of your surplus digits. Did I miss something? Did Sam want to let his freak toe flag fly? Was I not seeing his

Only once in 6 kulpa would two hearts be so one that dark forces crept forward like an orange fog on the Brillo billowy bog. He used the Gents in his persuasion, whatever that was.