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I do the thing. You tell me to do thing,

  • I do the thing. You tell me to do thing, I do it. I no ask question. Just do the thing. You got thing for me to do? I do it. Tell me to do thing.
  • Here is the thing that I want you to do. Just do it. Do it like you did it last time. You did it perfectly last time. No questions asked. Very professional. Are you doing it?
  • yeah, i would do it but you see that box of sockets over there? me neither, the raiders took all of our good tools in their last invasion
  • All they left us with is three cogs, two screws, a paperclip, two sticks of chewing gum, a feather, 28 inches of yarn, a cicada shell, half a marble, and a glue stick. How are we
  • Supposed to live off of that?!?!? No. We wouldn't. We hatched a plan to assassinate their leader and steal their resources. We had to take by force in order to survive.
  • This is how we came to know the dark arts of Satan. They are very useful for
  • summoning the dead with misschievous intent. One cold bleak night we gathered under the full moonlight and summoned a giant woolley mammoth. This was going to be fun I thought..
  • Wrong. After the giant woolley mammoth impaled Jimmy it crashed into the mummy case releasing Ötzi the iceman whose cold clammy fingers wrapped around my neck and squeezed
  • like I was a wet towel. I tried to shout for Jimmy, not yet realising that he was dead, but Ötzi of the arctic strangled the words out of me. My only recourse was to reach for a
  • Chalcolithic weapon set he carried. I managed to strike his head, then shot an arrow in his back when he fled. He stumbled and fell dead, face down. And that's how they found him.
Started
2015-02-02 20:31:41
Finished
2015-05-21 15:35:45

4 Comments

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    KieferSkunk May 21 2015 @ 15:38

    (A few hours later) Chaz, I did the thing.
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    SlimWhitman May 21 2015 @ 18:29

    ice cold bloody stone age murder - i should have known that was 'the thing'. i guess they might have had contract killers even then.
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    grok May 23 2015 @ 16:13

    Hey, did you just start a new story with a caveman contracting another one to kill their shaman? Seems it's really quite the thing. :D
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    SlimWhitman May 24 2015 @ 05:37

    When I have an idea or a question like that, I put it into a story, and I love cavepeople stories.

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