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"Why not?" you said. "What could happen?"

  • "Why not?" you said. "What could happen?" you said. "Aw, what the hell" I said. Now here we are. Facing certain death, most likely an excruciatingly painful demise, and yet
  • I had a bump on my tongue. One of those painful bumps. It felt like a boulder in my mouth but was totally puny when I looked at it. But its pain was addicting. And super distractin
  • g. Guiding the remote controlled missile to its target was difficult enough, the distraction of the tongue bump made it practically impossible. I bungled the assassination attempt.
  • The missile did manage to take out about twenty civilians, so it wasn't a total loss. Hopefully my tongue bump would be healed by next week when my target would be in scenic Paris
  • to attend the Peace rally. I, like most of the rest of the missile packing world, was keeping my eye and tongue on her. I was hoping there would be others to target. But sadly
  • I only have eyes(and tongue)for her!The Peace rally would go on because of my stupidly faithfull missile...Wath would the Grand Master Supreme say--or do?I would have to
  • decipher everything and I have a headache. If only I could call the Grand Master Supreme but it is no use. I can't even remember how to spell missile in Morse code, what is
  • Wrong with me today? Ever since I watched the 1941 movie, "Gaslight", I haven't slept well. Argh! The Invisible Hand put a care package on the table, with a note: "open this now!"
  • The Gaslights began to flicker for no apparent reason, then footsteps could be heard from the attic up above! I feel like I am going insane, then this package appears and
  • ...and...I open it (gulp) and...and...what I found inside is beyond description. NO! I can't tell you! NO, it's...it's...just too AWFUL! I rewrapped "it" & sent it to you. AAAAAGH!
Started
2012-06-22 14:19:40
Finished
2016-03-23 15:08:10

2 Comments

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    PurpleProf Mar 23 2016 @ 15:10

    Could it be...a missile? A tongue bump medication? P.S. Good "save" sensedatum!
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    49erFaithful Mar 24 2016 @ 16:50

    I think it's an It's-It ice cream sandwich.

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