Love is sometimes like a poison ivy turning

Love is sometimes like a poison ivy turning around your heart suffocating you. My eyelid's been twiching for a while..just because of you.you damn love. Oh I want you baby..I need

you!!!! You got what I neeeeeeeeed, but you say he's just a friend, and you say he's just a friend, oh baby!!!! What? you dont like Biz Markie? What's wrong with you? Karaoke wasn

't always this hard to swallow, surely. The guy closed his eyes and tried to remember how he'd been persuaded to come to this karaoke bar. Biz Markie wasn't his favorite, but

he had a question for him. "What's a Prussian like you doing in a bar like this?" Biz Markie grinned shyly then leapt up & started belting out 'Rolling in the Deep'. He's Karaoke K

arate had never really taken off. He'd created the marital martial art to allow couples to spend quality time together while learning self defense. The problem with Karaoke Karate

Was that half the time the karaoke machines didn't work. They were still under warranty so they were sent in for repairs, generally chips that ran out of memory. Songs like "Old

time Rocket Rho" or "Flashdrive" where popular oldies but lately "Waiting for a Cyborg Like you" and "Just like Rebooting" where in. Robot karaoke tended to be monotonous because

robots tended to just play the vocal tracks instead of singing the songs themselves, and that's no fun 'cause they never made mistakes. Plus robots don't drink, so karaoke

always sounded like the original computer voice Audrey. It was like listening to finger nails on a chalkboard. Robot karaoke was making my head throb so I pulled out my EMP gun an

told myself I was still inside. I AM STILL INSIDE. CODEDAMN IT ROBOT, i AM STILL INSIDE. I AM STILL INSIDE! I AM STILL INSIDE! I AM STILL INSIDE! I AM STILL INSIDE! I AM STILL.