She woke up to her phone ringing in her ear,
- She woke up to her phone ringing in her ear,
- She rolled over and grabbed the handset. She answered, "Unn yeah?" The blackout shade rolled up to bright sunshine. "Sorry to wake you, but its three in the afternoon."
- 'Wha-?' she threw herself out of bed, hair a mess. 'Bloody hell.' she threw some clothes on and after a pause. 'So... any more news? On the mission?'
- "The Mission?" asked General Gaspar de Portola. She hadn't been cleared by the Jesuit High Authority to know about the San Diego Mission. de Portola grabbed his lance and
- -"Wait, wait, wait. Did you just say "grabbed his lance"? I thought I said nothing Freudian - no trains entering tunnels, no cigars, and for God's sake, no lances being grabbed
- by vaginas. "That's an awful place for a lance. I mean, lances are really big, you couldn't fit the whole thing in there. What are you trying to accomplish? This is ridiculous."
- The other ob-gyns in the room turned and stared at the resident and wondered again how he made it through med school. "The vaginal cyst must be lanced immediately, otherwise she
- will become the gushiest porn star alive!" This gave the resident pause, for what greater good was there: hers, or the porn-infatuated world? Finally, the surgeon decided
- to sing Thunderstruck by AC/DC to the patient as this would assist in his demonstration of his air guitar skills. A nurse bumped into a machine which sent it flying across
- the balcony & out into the swimming pool, right onto a robot-ridden horse. In the near future, health care can only be afforded by the rich & conspicuous consumption manated STYLE!
- Started
- 2012-03-08 18:46:38
- Finished
- 2012-12-20 20:23:33
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Zetawilk Dec 20 2012 @ 20:23
There was a d in "mandated" when I typed it out.
inatick Dec 20 2012 @ 20:32
No worries. You are probably becomming preprogrammed to write manatee.
Bad. Dec 21 2012 @ 16:40
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