Toner Pirates, they are the worst! More evil

Toner Pirates, they are the worst! More evil than CapnKid &LongJohnSilvers combined! How I was supposed to know it was all a scam? They sounded so legit, that is until 30 gallons

If you so much as anne frank a single Toner Pirate, consider yourselves unblessed, Kalamazoo County. Once I rid the world of Toner Pirates myself, we can rumble with the Ink Ninjas

but I won't mess with those Octopus Ink Killers! Ted and Blanch looked at each other. Bill's supply room scary stories were spooky, but this was the spookiest.

Bill did record business that year. The Octopus Ink Killers sold on Amazon and Ebay until the factory next door ran out. Ted and Blanch, four years later, bought the business.

But it was too late. The market was glutted. Ted & Blanch went bust with a warehouse full of octopus ink. What to do. Bill had the bright idea to fill the ink into

five thousand mason jars that his daughter had painted in cheery pastel pink. It was the perfect cover, no one would suspect that pink mason jars held toxic, world ending ink.

No-one, that is, except James Mason and Marsha Mason, who became suspicious of those pink mason jars at once. "They contain poisoned ink," deducted James, "and must be destroyed."

And thus James Mason called everyone with the name Mason together to battle the troubling pink mason jar.

But in no time at all The Master Mason Himself will be upon the wicked and the just. That day is nigh! Oh fire of my loins, Lolita, you're the devil in my soul! Flee the crossroads