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Once upon a time there was a unicorn that

  • Once upon a time there was a unicorn that farted rainbows and ate poop the barfed it out
  • he lived on the streets spending his days begging for change until out of the blue he was saved by
  • hi
  • hi
  • "Hi? HI? Don't you 'hi' me!" Said the old man, "I remember, back in the day, when people said 'top of the morning' to one another. Not 'hi'." He came towards me, his
  • cane waggling in my direction. I was unaware that "hi" was an improper greeting. He wasn't trying to hit me, but his inch thick glasses told me he was dangerously close to doing so
  • . The situation became so unnerving I pooped my pants. The cane waggled closer, then turned and wriggled away as it smelt the aroma coming out from my undergarments.
  • It was at that unfortunate moment that the Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes people burst through the door with balloons, confetti, a check with my name on it & a camera.
  • potato
  • potato
Started
2015-04-06 19:05:14
Finished
2015-04-09 19:18:41

6 Comments

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    zxvasdf Apr 10 2015 @ 00:16

    The Publisher's Clearinghouse Sweepstakes people have perfect timing!
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    Krammy Apr 10 2015 @ 19:01

    Haha, it's ironic that @Perronicus used "hi" twice without knowing of the two "hi"s before it.
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    Perronicus Apr 11 2015 @ 09:50

    Hah yeah, I'd not noticed that. It works well :D
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    grok Apr 11 2015 @ 13:59

    Is it just me, or is it getting spammy in here lately?
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    Perronicus Apr 11 2015 @ 16:09

    No it's definitely getting a bit spammy in here...
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    KieferSkunk Apr 14 2015 @ 12:48

    Sent the site owner a note about those accounts.

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