Jimmy clipped the coupon from his Shazam

Jimmy clipped the coupon from his Shazam comic book. For only $6.95 + S&H, he would own a Polaris Nuclear sub. He hoped it would be better than the Sea Monkeys. When the truck

with a wideload flatbed arrived he had them put the Polaris sub in the swimming pool and invited his friends over to show off. When Tommy pressed the big red button

the sub's industrial strength prop ejected 90% of the pool's water onto his dad's new convertible Jag. Tommy yelled expletives and such but none of his friends could hear him from

Mars, which was where they were. Now that Tommy's earthbound Jag was ruined, they felt much more secure about the lego mars rover they drove. They put the little lego aliens on it

unaware that big real aliens were standing behind them, "Greetings, visitors from space, what is that you have there?" Tommy started weeping and showed them the Lego aliens, "A gif

barfed foul smelling lego pieces on Tommy's foot. The lego croc had apparently had some fairly nasty blue lego for breakfast.

Tommy howled in disgust and drew his foot back. He made his way to the bathroom, hopping on one foot the entire way. But as he was wiping his foot off the smell was too much and

he hurled all over his new uniform. There was nothing to do but take everything off and try to make it out without anyone seeing him. Naked and cold, he opened the bathroom door

slipped through the frigid air, uniform in hand, intent upon escape. But he forgot about the claymores Uncle Billy left set in the front yard... The best fireworks ever, they said.