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'Twas no more than a handful of beans off

  • 'Twas no more than a handful of beans off the pre-agreed upon cargo, but Balthazar was not a man to be hoodwinked in any capacity. Glen's blood was pooling outwards from where he

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  • matomal trauma sustained by a blunt object to head had acrued. "By that Jim, you mean.." "Glen was dead Charly, for a hill of beans & Balthazar was the prime suspect!" JMan waddled

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  • over to the rack and selected Porpoise Porn: 100% fins & tubercles! He enjoyed the articles. Detective JMan said "We've got to find Balthazar before he strikes again. Let's start

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  • an 80's style 'thinkin hard about stuff' montage until we realize what he's planning!" Past, present, and future JMan then cut to multiple shots of them examining documents, giving

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  • birth through your mouth was a tough pill to swallow, or regurgitate. First there was the taste of the fluids and unhinging the jaw. But the JMan was up for it. He'd been pregnant

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  • once before, and gave birth via seasarean section. This time, Det. Manatee let out a deafening "Moo!" as the fetus exited the flexible mouth. The smell attracted a local shark who

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  • Stalked mrs. P. Yesterday.

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  • Mrs.p Yesterday was the stage name of Abigail Crabtree of Sheboygan Wisconsin. She had run away to the circus at 9 but had an 11 o'clock curfew.

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  • Boingeaux the French Clown had a 5 o'clock shadow that was only visible through the white greasepaint at close range. Abigail had been that close, and wanted to get closer, but

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  • her brother held her back. "He looks creepy, don't you think," Kip said. Abigail shook her head. "Nah." She smiled at Boingeaux, and to Kip's dismay, kissed the clown.

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