There was once a girl who lived in a farm

There was once a girl who lived in a farm

she loved to sleep with the horses and they comfort her and she feels as if she can talk to them

they started to comfort her as her salty tears ran down her face, the girl then...

ran up stairs and hid under her bed she heard footsteps coming up the stairs her door opened it was...

margret from next door in a tight dress with jesus sandles in her hand and bottle of bracardi in the other she stepped forward and then......

she saw him. Tall, dark and himself. A success Mathew glanced in her direction, she smiled. He smiled and

Matthew Perry went into "cruise" mode. He sucked in his gut, got his normal arsenal of insults for the co-actors in Friends. As she saw him coming towards her she realized that

she had put on a few pounds. Here Matthew Perry was looking tiptop but Courtney could tell that the fat she had injected into her lips was stretching thin, and

Schwimmer, who lost his hair long ago, still covered his head in gel. He couldn't get past his wikipedia entry as "Fictional American Jew". This was going to be a bad week.