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the elven warriors had painted their six-legged

  • the elven warriors had painted their six-legged Girhinodomes with streaks of gold and purple paint. The beast's mains were translucent showing green blood pumping
  • through their crystalline bodies. The elves honed their swords til they glinted in the morning haze. On the other side of the valley, the orcs just stumbled out of their hovels.
  • The Orc Chief sniffed the air and snarled. "Today, we dine on Elf blood!" The rest of the clan howled with frenzied rage. The horde began to charge in a cloud of bodies toward
  • Legolas and his Gang, Orc Chief was frothing at the mouth. Suddenly a great big Eagle came flying down on them, mounted by no other than
  • Frodo. He swooped down and rescued Legolas from the Orc Chief's appetite. "PRECIOUS!" Legolas hissed when he saw the ring around Frodo's neck. He grabbed at it, causing them both
  • to break out in song,"Your PRECIOUS,& PRECOCIOUS,& you know what makes a Wraith blush,you make Gollum tell his LIES,You attract Saurons roaming EYE.Frodo,Legolas & Gothmog sang the
  • song to the tune of the song of storms in a attempt to cool everybody off and reduce the effectiveness of fire. Frodo, Legolas, and Gothmog continued to sing as they skipped over
  • The Yellow brick road. They heard a loud creepy laugh. It was the wicked witch of the west. So they ran around the corner. Frodo tapped his shoes together and
  • did a little jig that soon exploded into a complete tap dance. The witch was so mesmerized that she didn't see the approaching horizon. As Frodo watched the witch melt, he
  • realized his hairy little feet were whirling. Then he got an idea on how to make the cash he needed. Dancing with the Stars. He cackled madly as he jigged up a storm.
Started
2011-07-19 12:00:29
Finished
2011-09-04 20:48:21

3 Comments

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    sundancer Sep 06 2011 @ 16:45

    Oh my word I absolutely adore the ending! Good work everyone! Nice twist, Zombie.
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    SlimWhitman Sep 06 2011 @ 17:23

    LOTR goes Broadway. Personally, I'd sing the PRECIOUS song to the tune of "Bette Davis Eyes" but that's just an aging rocker talkin'.
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    Zombie Sep 07 2011 @ 11:19

    Thank you, sundancer.

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