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On a trip down to New Orleans to listen to

  • On a trip down to New Orleans to listen to some Jazz music, Tinkerbell had a little too much to drink. When she came to, her leg was stuck in a bug zapper.
  • Flies and bees also stuck to the gizmo made fun of her and Tinkerbell felt that she had stooped to low this time.She decided to go to an AA meeting.
  • But, the situation being as it was, the AA meeting had to come to her. It is a little known fact that both insects and fairies drink quite a bit. AA helped Tinkerbell get unstuck &
  • pried her off the fly-papered wall. Tinkerbell had guzzled too much elderberry wine and had flown right into a trap. AA sponsors advised tipsy Tink to keep the plug in the jug.
  • "I jushad a thimbleful" she said, her light flickering dimly. She took a long tinkle & Peter tucked her into her fairybed. He was sure she'd been in Cap. Hook's "Tick Tock Tavern"
  • cuz of the fairy dust scattered in the men's bathroom.Peter felt guilty. Ever since he'd spurned Tinkerbelle's advances, she'd become an alcoholic and, dare he say it, a bit of a s
  • wami & Tinkerbell had swapped tinkling for going 'ting'. Now asceticism & alcoholism don't mix so Peter accompanied her to an Ashram in Gujurat. Swathed in a tiny orange robe she
  • produced a flask from her nethers. "F*** ascetiscm." The clever girl had fooled simple Peter into escorting her to a "New" Ashram, the character of which was quite the opposite of
  • the "old" Ashram--which was really a dyslexic spelling of Marsha backwards. Once there, the girl opened up a house of ill repute, and called it Beth Midrash. Simple Peter was the
  • first and only customer, and he didn't pay his past tabs, so the business folded within a week because the owner had no idea how to take advantage of plutocratic favoritism.
Started
2013-07-04 20:00:14
Finished
2015-07-20 13:17:30

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    PurpleProf Jul 20 2015 @ 13:32

    Hilarious!

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