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TEN!

  • TEN!
  • NINE!
  • TEN! ready or not here I come! I put down my visor & whipped around with my paintgun ready. Little did I know Reggie's couple of acres shared a border with the Star Wars revisionis
  • t haters camp, and it was unfortunate, I think, that people had often told me I had an uncanny resemblance to George Lucas. I barely had time to raise my paint gun before they were
  • -n't there anymore. "Hey, paintball buddies, where did you go?" But then two stormtroopers emerged from behind the plywood bunker. "George Lucas? Come with us." They handcuffed me
  • and shoved me into a big black bag. The lead "stormtrooper" laughed and said "We're going to get our full pensions now!" They drove who they thought was George Lucas to their
  • Mansion and unloaded me. Wrong guy, they realised after I showed my passport. They drove me home! George Lucas was in his mansion, guarded by three ligers and tigons.
  • We had to storm the place whilst riding horsephants and rhinopatomuses. George Lucas was surprised
  • but not unprepared. Lifting his AK-47, George Lucas screamed "You'll have to pry the rights to Star Wars from my cold, dead hands, Disney!!" But old Walt knew what he hand to do.
  • Walt put on a pair of mouse ears and did a little dance, which entranced George Lucas, who had never seen a dead man dance with mouse ears on before. "Okay, you win," he said.

5 Comments

  1. Woab Jul 13 2016 @ 13:58

    I feel that this story illustrates the true cheapness of the entertainment industry today.

  2. Dhanithecat Jul 13 2016 @ 14:11

    Yes. Great story.

  3. SlimWhitman Jul 13 2016 @ 14:22

    Very entertaining/ Get your free mickeymouse dead man foldingstory T-shirt right here! ;-)

  4. KieferSkunk Jul 13 2016 @ 15:19

    I'm just amused at the count of "10-9-10" at the beginning. :)

  5. SlimWhitman Jul 13 2016 @ 17:08

    Well counting down to ONE is just toooo obvjous for a foldingstory, isn't it?

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