The Brown Plaid Spinach was "only" a cover

The Brown Plaid Spinach was "only" a cover band, but most of their covers put the originals to shame. Marty Edgers' worm-eaten Gretsch had something to do with it, haunted by the g

chords of rockers past. Drummer Nikki Styx whispered to bassist Cam Callus, "I think Marty's let Brown Plaid Spinach's success get to him. He's adding solos to every cover, even to

our cover of Wipe Out." Cam Callus looked at Nikki Styx with genuine disgust. Nikki had just been outed. Apparently, Nikki's drum solos were "stick" synced.

The album was recorded in three days. It was done in Nikki Styx's basement. They had their own label to release it on, at their website. It was on I tunes as well.

The pirates were a problem, of course, but when were parrot-carrying eyepatch-bearing individuals of questionable morals not an issue? The music industry was not weak, and Nikki's

Armada was bound to find their way to the right shores that needed invading, someday. But even with all that, the pirates could also be part of the solution. "Just keep telling him

that his wooden eye is the mightiest orb of any in the seven seas," Smee advised me. But I could no sooner speak to the fearsome pirate when suddenly there came a dreadful howling

from my rear end. "Oh dear, we shouldn't have had beans for breakfast" cried Smee from behind the binnacle. The fearsome pirate rolled his wooden eye. "Avast! Who's breaking wind?"

"Blimmy if the main sail isn't catching a nethersulphyric zephyr! We'll escape these doldrums yet" Hook twirled his mustache. Smee quietly retired to the poopdeck & let his gaseous