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His Smile was always brightening up my smile,his

  • His Smile was always brightening up my smile,his love becoming my only one.His everything makes my life better and stronger without him,I'm lost.
  • Which is why I'm puzzled that he's suddenly left the country & defriended me on facebook!! Well, this experience will make me stronger+wiser just as soon as I've tracked him down &
  • I did. Right here on FoldingStory. Yeah, I know who you are, you good-for-nothing cretin. Now I am going to not only tell the world what you did in this story, but I'm gonna reveal
  • absolutely nothing to the outside world because my revelation will be perfectly sealed off into the strange cult of Foldingstory. Here it goes, the truth is
  • that the truth will never be revealed. My secret dies with me.
  • As do my cold, dead pants.
  • Which are 20% off at Macy's. But cold dead pants before they are all gone.
  • It takes a real fright to scare the cold dead pants off of a stiff, but that's the only explanation Detective Manatee had for the evidence at flipper. "Dust the changing rooms for
  • Evidence of atomic dust. And where is the geiger counter?", he asked his assistants. They were sneezing, machine gun style. The plastic plants panicked from the boogers that
  • form from the booger dust. Boogie woogie, booga wooga, booger bogger dig for a bigger booger on this wonderful boogie booger dream. Booger Booger Booger caca booger.

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