At OWS Thanksgiving there will be a drumstick
- At OWS Thanksgiving there will be a drumstick circle.
- 99% of the people will be invited to the Occupy Wall Street thanksgiving which will feature
- live music from the hit band, "Fuck You Rich People". Sadly the event will not be catered, so everyone will have to bring their own food and drinks.
- Also, the band will be flinging feces so prepare for the eventuality of eating shit. Fuck You Rich People are Pitchfork's new favorite band along with Beating Heart Rum-Bum Tuggers
- because they shove flutes and piccolos up peoples' asses and call it music. Sometimes they use recorders, or if they're in a really bad mood,
- bagpipes. I mean, I don't really want to go into detail, but these musical nihilists play instruments with their butts and tell kids to reach for the stars. Such inspiration. NOT.
- Fucking BAGPIPES.
- He said it again. It sounded better the third time around, so he said it yet again. "Kiss yer mother with that mouth, do ye?" He swung around, his kilt swirling. It was
- the third culture kid, brandishing his most effective weapon: resiliency. The repetitive Scotsman braced for the impact of personal experience and quasi-liberal politicking.
- Then calmly inserted his super-duper foamy politic-cancelling earplugs and began to play "When the Battle Tis Over" on his bagpipes. Twas over, alright.
- Started
- 2011-11-15 14:48:39
- Finished
- 2015-11-24 18:57:40
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PurpleProf Nov 24 2015 @ 19:00
Wow...a timely tale for Thanksgiving...started in 2011. Have I mentioned my thankfulness for all of you? :)
smashysmashy Nov 30 2015 @ 18:10
AAAwwwww!!!! HUGGLES!