The title of my story is 'What I Did in the
- The title of my story is 'What I Did in the Holidays'. Nothing.
- I looked back over my work. It's accurate, but very dry. Maybe I'll just embellish it an iota. Just put some color into it. "There I was,
- standing in the rain in my chartreuse poncho, holding my red umbrella, when out of the blue this weird-looking kid with magenta hair rode by on his scooter, splashing me
- with Axe body spray dispensed from a supersoaker. The little freak cackled as he sped away, his magenta dreadlocks frolicking in the wind. The poncho melted; I was naked. My skin
- smelled like burned astroturf. But since I was naked I thought now I can embrace my animalistic power. I strutted, no I swaggered, no I peacocked to the Wal-Mart.
- I sashayed through the self-checkout lane because, you know. A fair peahen with a Wal-Mart motorized shopping cart said, "You're naked." Very astute. I always did like smart girls
- who are into peafowl cosplay, but here? He'd seen some strange souls in the store before, as Wal-mart seemed to attract them like flies. "Drafty in here, isn't it?" I remarked.
- The Walmart was almost empty of customers, so we took our time. There was a king-sized plateau where gigabears danced to entertain everyone, singing songs from "Frozen". Gigabears
- are one thousand times more massive than megabears which are themselves composed of one thousand kilobears. The Walmart Gigabears dancing caused tremors which attracted
- the idle men who collect such beasts. They swiftly captured and stuffed the Gigabears. To this day you can still hear their strangled cries in some of the less traveled isles.
- Started
- 2013-06-15 09:25:58
- Finished
- 2016-08-08 11:31:23
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PurpleProf Aug 08 2016 @ 11:47
Less traveled aisles...in Wal-Mart.
SlimWhitman Aug 08 2016 @ 15:00
The Gigamerchandise aisle?