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She was an overweight conservative radio

  • She was an overweight conservative radio talk show host in her mid 40s. He was a fitness junkie about to celebrate turning 30 while on the Democratic campaign trail. Together, they
  • both had faces for 'radio' but their children were stunningly beautiful. Their eldest daughter Velenitia was such a beauty that men from all over the world tried to court her. Lord
  • Vader had even gotten sprung on the beautiful Velenitia. But even Vader couldn't look at her hideous parents, not with his helmet's eyes, nor with his own. He had to get rid of the
  • ugly in-laws. Vader put down his tea and straw. "I want to see Velentia more often. As a gift, I would like to send the two of you on all-inclusive vacation to Alderaan, my treat."
  • Valer picked up his tea and straw again & lifted an eyebrow."So what do you say?" A free trip to Alderaan was just what they needed to heal, to find themselves again, to rejuvenate
  • their genitals. "Ok, I'm down, but we have to match everything! We're going as besties! :D" The theme will be gold. All gold everything. Gold all in my chain, gold all in my rang,
  • " Xu Li stamped her deformed foot in a passion. "Gold doesn't match my pale complexion," she explained, "I am not your sunbeam."
  • "But, Xu Li, I love you not just for your club foot, I love your consistent irritable manner. I love the way you belittle and ignore me. You are my cloud of soot, my darling miasma
  • Xu Li was not impressed with this declaration of love. Xu was just about to voice that opinion when it started spontaneously raining spiders.
  • It was one of those freakishly sudden torrential summer spider rains.They found shelter under a willow.There he wove her a silken wedding dress & Xu said 永遠的朋友
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2013-01-24 19:33:22
Finished
2014-08-25 19:38:11

10 Comments

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    earthquakes Sep 03 2014 @ 01:21

    What did she say??
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    49erFaithful Sep 03 2014 @ 11:50

    No, no, it's "that's what she said"... ;-)
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    SlimWhitman Sep 07 2014 @ 17:22

    I want to be your friend For ever and ever without break or decay. When the hills are all flat And the rivers are all dry, When it lightens and thunders in winter, When it rains and snows in summer, When Heaven and Earth mingle Not 'til then will I part from you.
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    Shell Sep 11 2014 @ 08:44

    The translation of 永遠的朋友 is "Friends Forever". Slim was rather adept here.
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    lucielucie Sep 11 2014 @ 13:44

    I thought he just really really liked 49erFaithful.
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    earthquakes Sep 11 2014 @ 13:52

    Oh my.
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    lucielucie Sep 11 2014 @ 13:58

    Jk
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    49erFaithful Sep 11 2014 @ 17:46

    I have that effect on people. :-)
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    SlimWhitman Sep 11 2014 @ 18:01

    I like turning folds with 49er. There I said it.
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    SlimWhitman May 23 2015 @ 09:41

    Foldingstory makes realities... http://www.smh.com.au/environment/animals/raining-spiders-in-goulburn-entirely-possible-scientist-says-20150514-gh1guf.html

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