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Being a sentinent form of energy has its

  • Being a sentinent form of energy has its drawbacks. As if not being able to give hugs wasn't bad enough, today I was invited to a birthday party and I realized
  • that if I attended, my presence would cook everyone in short order. Upon reflection, I noticed that I was somewhat considerate as energy beings go, and my regret was tempered with
  • a distinct and gnawing hunger for human flesh, grilled with peppers, onions, and just a touch of tabasco. Consideration of others set aside, I accepted my invitation to attend
  • -ent school. It was a university in the heart of London where all Valet's and Attendants go. Here I would be trained with the best and serve the richest. I was also a cannibal.
  • A canibal by choice. I figured if I devoured brains while studying in London I would pick up quite the accent. You know that your own species meat is the easiest to digest? So here
  • I was standing in a massive queue at Heathrow Airport. I should have flown into Gatwick it wouldn't been this much hassle. If only I was a member of the EU. I could skip the queue
  • for the loo if this fly would shoo. Shoo fly, shoo! I need to skip the queue for the loo. My darling Lou's shoe flattened the fly. I could skip my loo queue! Heathrow's loo queues
  • were too cute! Hoot for the new queue! Heathrow saved me from having too "poo"! What to do without a clean shoe? For Heathrow I would do much more than schmooze in the loo! These
  • hold true for Waterloo, Station as well as Timbuktu, Airport as well as me and you, All our lives are split into, Two halves of not a clue, One of course is vindaloo, the other is
  • a roasted gnu. With that he climbed in his bamboo canoe, tooted on his blue kazoo & bid us all adieau. But nare he went for he was stuck in goo. That's what comes of sniffing glue.
Started
2013-01-07 22:39:44
Finished
2013-04-01 19:36:29

2 Comments

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    PurpleProf Apr 01 2013 @ 20:26

    Mushrooms, glue...what else tonight?
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    CrazyBananas Apr 04 2013 @ 14:16

    You can never go wrong with the classics..... http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lyhaTQseKTQ

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