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Maximus Gladitorious Bonzo fled the scene

  • Maximus Gladitorious Bonzo fled the scene of the battle with a fish on his sword and
  • chips on his shield. Maximus Gladitorious Bonzo hunkered down in the Temple of Delphi to scarf his fried snacks.
  • It was a sorry sight for the source of the Olympic flame, a fat assed clownish gladiator stuffing his Amygdalopita hole. Apollo was most displeased with Maximus Bonzo's desecration
  • of the Temple of Hera. "Maximus Bonzo!" intoned Apollo, "for this great crime I condemn you to juggle fire for eternity." The ex-vestal virgins sniggered & fetched rags soaked in
  • aromatic massage oil. Maximus Bonzo massaged the women with the rags. Apollo was speechless for 1 hour. "NO! Tie up the rags & set them on fire so he can juggle them for eternity!"
  • "Great idea, I must say!" He held a torch to them and tossed the flaming rags above his head. Bonzo began juggling them with great precision and skill. Apollo was impressed.
  • He stood, applauding. "Bravo, Bonzo, Bravo!" Apollo walked over to him. "Thank you, sir." Bonzo replied. "How about...we make a small wager?" Apollo was confident. "What?" Bonzo
  • asked, suddenly suspicious. Bonzo didn't trust Apollo any further than he could throw him. "500 dollars says you can't do it again, twice as fast," taunted Apollo. Bonzo's eyes
  • became watery as the memories of childhood bullying returned. "Twice as fast!" his classmates would chant, as the headmaster stuffed giant spoons of pudding into his mouth.
  • Too much pudding was put into the headmaster's mouth, so much pudding that the giant surfing pudding turtle god shot out from the doctor's office for
Started
2014-08-19 17:18:08
Finished
2015-10-22 14:48:53

1 Comments

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    Crazydance Oct 22 2015 @ 14:49

    Geesh darn! Sorry, I pressed the wrong button.

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