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"If memory serves, Martin we switched to

  • "If memory serves, Martin we switched to spinach loaf the year mammy found out turkeys are bisexual". There was an awkward pause during which I could hear Uncle Russels borborygmus
  • rumble in the silence. "I don't understand," said Martin. "Only heterosexual birds come through the door of this house!" thundered Uncle Russel, pointing his trembling finger towar
  • d the obviously flaming homosexual love bird who ha just strolled in. He had dyed his feathers to say "I LOVE EVERY SINGLE MALE IN THE WHOLE WORLD EVER
  • , AMEN." It was Jesus Parrot.
  • Squawkers started to preach the gospel of Jesus Parrot and all his miracles like raising parrots from the dead, walking on water, curing the blind and turning water into crackers.
  • Father Joe shook his head in disappointment. He knew that the gay marriage thing would lead to new issues in the church, but having Squawkers the Parrot as his new deacon may be
  • the straw that breaks the camels back for the conservative Christian families of Foldingdale. The appointment of Deacon Squawkers has yet to cause any churchgoers to leave, though
  • some churchgoes from Foldingdale had been making enquiries about the new Church of the Flying Spaghetti Monster. Deacon Squawkers would need to address his flock if he wanted
  • them to know when to hold'em, and know when to fold'em. Squawkers chuckled at his age-old joke. It never failed to get a giggle at the Christmas mass when the C&E crowd packed in
  • side a sardine can. "All in," he said, handing the sardine can in the pot. He knew he wouldn't win, but at least he can get rid of those darn C&E crowds. He was a free man.
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2014-09-21 19:19:12
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2015-10-22 15:30:08

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    lucielucie Oct 23 2015 @ 15:46

    I like Foldingdale. ????

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