"Look daddy, I drew a puppy!" Billy exclaimed.

  • "Look daddy, I drew a puppy!" Billy exclaimed. His father skeptically examined the picture and surmised, "Actually son, that looks like a

  • cleaner, healthier version of your mommy's vagina. Here see if you can color in the

  • interior while I work on the exterior. I stepped back. Hmm, not bad, not bad at all. It almost looks like

  • the fun house at Uncle Cliff's Familyland in Albuquerque. The day-glow clown mouth entrance was truly an enhanced feature. My partner did the interior in neo-classical. Our client

  • 's mouth fell open in silent shock. Tears started to roll down his cheeks and he fell to his knees. 'Th..Thank you, thank you, this is amazing!' We were already spending his money

  • on stupid stuff, such as extra-extra-extra cheese pizza and 5th wheels. Soon, we blew through the $ and were left wondering if the whores in Stockholm would even care. After all,

  • both of us were taller than average, I was wearing a very nice jacket, and Terence had a heavy chain round his neck. What night temptress would refuse a stud like

  • us? But we searched for quite sometime for a sucubus. We were only taller than average because Terence was a midget who sat on my shoulders & the jacket covered my head. His chain

  • saw was showing but at a demons bar,two dwarfs and a chain saw were not that odd!We found the sucubus,but she had an incubus with her so Terence thought it was best if

  • we burned the whole damn'd place to the ground. When it was done, he looked me in the eyes and said, "You might think I'm cruel. I don't care. There's one less succubus here now."



  1. jaw2ek Jul 05 2012 @ 07:17

    Thid does not succ

  2. buddyboy4711 Jul 07 2012 @ 09:40

    For my 8th birthday, I went to a pizza place and ordered an extra-extra-extra cheese pizza (because they had a three-topping special and I didn't like meat or veggies). It was kinda gross.

  3. SlimWhitman Jul 08 2012 @ 03:47

    I once had a 'Matterhorn' at Baskin' Robbins 31 Flavors for a subteen birthday. That's 7 scoops of icecream. It didn't go down too well either. More is not always better.

  4. 49erFaithful Jul 09 2012 @ 14:54

    Not bad, not bad at all. In fact, rather humorous.

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