He sat at his computer, his mouth dropped
- He sat at his computer, his mouth dropped open as he read a posting from that slut. She had posted not only the picture but a story, which left nothing to the imagination, but it
- laid out in detail the sordid account of their various trysts, whereby she would model everything from combat boots to ballet shoes to feed his foot fetish. He was aghast that
- when she put on the glass slipper it didn't fit. Her bunions exploded the glass slipper into shards that shredded his tongue while he licked her heel. The door opened and a pumpkin
- to reveal a man with a woman's foot hanging from his gushing mouth wound. He decided to go with nonchalant and righted himself. Her foot had swollen and refused to budge so she
- went with it and tried to own the situation. That's the advice her stylist always gave her - to own any situation she found herself involved in. But this foot-in-mouth thing was
- quite compromising, leaving her bowled over, attempting to down all five toes without falling down. How could Gary, her stylist be right? He had always been able to
- suck toes clean. But not today so it is up to me.
- I trundle out the old vacuum clearer and put on the small brush attachment. 'Okay, feet out!' I sing-song to the elderly inmates of the establishment. 'Toe cleaning time!'
- As I proceed about my business, I begin to reflect... How did I get here? Who did I piss off in a former life to be sucking the toe jam from old people's feet? If only I had
- listened to Dr Scholl my Guidance Counselor. He told me to be a plantar, but I thought that sounded...wait for it...corny. Big mistake. Walk a mile in my shoes and see what I mean.
- Started
- 2010-12-14 12:25:21
- Finished
- 2011-01-22 23:27:37
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NixonBlack Jan 23 2011 @ 02:08
Very cute :)
BananaNut Jan 23 2011 @ 11:21
Great ending!
OldestLiving Jan 23 2011 @ 13:03
Thank you. I figure someone is going to reach through the screen and belt me for puns. But I yam what I yam.
BananaNut Jan 23 2011 @ 13:06
You are so sweet --- potato!