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Her name was Donna, and because of that they

  • Her name was Donna, and because of that they called her Bella and the band was The Bella Donna Destiny. If they had a style, it was
  • totally hidden by their stupid band name. Nick the drummer had decided to call it Bella Donna, he died of penile cancer a month later. Donna Summer decided to strike out on
  • her first at-bat during the band's annual sloshball tourney, but as luck would have it, she accidentally hit a sharp grounder to Nick's replacement, Seamus O'Flufanutt. Seamus had
  • only perfected a move called the bunt, which at the time had been declared temporarily illegal in Canadian-rules sloshball. Seamus was in the outfield wondering what a slosh was,
  • when a big wet slosh hit him in the head. Seamus awoke with all the other sloshball players standing around him and his face covered in a thick blue sticky goo. His coach
  • wiped the goo from Seamus' eyes & helped him up."Human beings suffer, they torture one another.They get hurt & get hard. No poem or play or song can fully right a wrong." Seamus sa
  • ng with a voice drenched in blues and rail drink. One by one, the torturers of the world turned their TVs on. Here was Seamus, tugging their heartstrings as a quarterer tugs limbs
  • The studios of the Fear Channel and the I Hate Trump Network. Rachel Ray was cooking rabbit stew with root vegetablex next door and took another swig of kombucha to avoid puking.
  • Having sussed that was the situation I immediately started Operation Make It Up As Usual, OMIUAU for short. First thing first was my motto, so I always got the motto part out of th
  • e way while I warmed up the audience for the extravagant spectacle to come. "Ladies and Gentlemen, we regret to say that we must clear the theater to prepare for the next show."

2 Comments

  1. BlastedHeath Nov 09 2016 @ 22:26

    Wow! PurpleProf summed it all up.

  2. PurpleProf Nov 10 2016 @ 22:56

    Yeah...sniff...

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