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Sanic da hedghod and Tail the Echidna were

  • Sanic da hedghod and Tail the Echidna were walking through Gren hell zome, when all of a sudden Eggpan came and hit us with a boopy hammer. Then Jon was all like "DA BOOPINIST" and

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  • Garfield's thought cloud read, "Why are there gold rings in my lasagna?" Enraged, Jon bopped Garfield with the hammer. Jim Davis was really reaching here. The SEGA story arc

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  • is long and bends toward profit. The next level in Sonic 42 was Sonic versus The Family Circus. The royalties added up, but sales were never higher. In this level, Sonic had to

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  • be a hedgehog said the faceless Sega exec. The Faceless Sega Exec returned to his "meditation room" and stared at his smooth face in the mirror. He needed to feel alive again

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  • He took a hit of coke and began to do jumping jacks, ignoring the blood trickling down his nose. The sega exec felt invincible. "Damn I'm fast" He shouted into his headset.

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  • "Eat it, Steve Jobs", he continued to shout, his pitch rising ever higher. "What is it with these tech cultists and sweaters?!!" That's when the sega exec detonated

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  • and painted the room like Jackson Pollock. It was a rare case of spontaneous explosion. Chaos ensued. Entrails flew from the ceiling fan, Steve Jobs was shouting that his sweater

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  • was ruined. Buzzards flocked in from everywhere to dine on the entrails. They cleaned up the whole place in under and hour and left a $30 tip. Steve Jobs' ruined sweater was

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  • rendered new again. Bill Gates had it placed in a glass booth and it was sent on a tour of Africa and the Indian Sub-continent. It's ultimate destination was a Steve Jobs Museum in

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  • ternet site at http://www.applemuseum.com/en/. You can view it but never hold it touch it. All the money I've wasted on little bits of light only for an upgrade to out date them.

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1 Comments

  1. jaw2ek Apr 19 2017 @ 18:46

    https://youtu.be/gmwq7_uGtU0

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