She was fat, unclean and drove a truck. She

She was fat, unclean and drove a truck. She slammed the rig into park at Peggy Sue's diner. Road dust formed a cloud. He boot struck the parking lot

She didn't wear womens dance boots which couldn't hold up her halfton porkbellied frame.They were steal heeled & stirruped. The diner patrons noticed the vibrations in their drinks

with each step Big Bertha took. She glared down at each patron as she strode pass, making a bee line for the couple in the corner. When she got a hold of that cheater

for the Scrabble refs to confirm my objection, but with the tiles scattered and the other team concussed, the board started to hum and turn in my hands, until the witching side

lit up like a christmas tree. Frightened, i decided to do the same. Inebriated, i decided to try the high wire act for myself (good thing the circus was in town). Scrabble was

the only game I had previously been good at, but why not high wire tight rope walking? Forming words for points couldn't be that different than balancing 100 feet in the air...

so due to my disxylia I jonied the circus and gave up all dreams of bieng a Scrabble Champoin.

That ended up being the worst decision I had ever made, and it would haunt me for the rest of my known life. And somewhere, hidden within the far recesses of my mind, I

knew that this choice would continue to have power over me as i went onwards in this journey. Sadly I did'nt know then how to go back in time and change it.