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The cookie monster

  • The cookie monster
  • drove a tanker truck that said "Cookers" which you could easily mistake for "Cookies" alas it just says "Cookers". The Cookie Monster collects cooking fat
  • so he could save them for a time of need, but was suddenly distracted by a giant flashing sign announcing
  • a sale on distractions for the ADHD-afflicted, mostly just more flashing signs. He approached the clerk. "Ma'am, how much for OOH PRETTY LIGHTS." She was tempted to cut the power
  • . "Sir?" "Huh? Oh how much for the pearls?""A single strand's 120. Is this to be a gift Sir?" she asked, seriously. Curious as to how often men bought themselves pearls here, he st
  • auched the bleeding under his jacket with Juicy Fruit gum and silly putty, careful to let no blood show to blow his cover. McGyver was pretending to be a pearl salesman so he could
  • expose a drug smuggling ring using pearls to launder their profits. McGyver's faux pearl specimens are ball bearings coated in Pearl drops tooth whitener. The drugboss suspects
  • it was an inside job so he went about lighting numerous fires to smoke out the rats. His Conciliare warned both against jumping to conclusions and especially against
  • rats. Because, his Conciliare explained, rats have rights too. The right to scamper around in the sun, eat crap & spread disease just like the rest of us. He slammed his fist down
  • , killing Ben and Willard in one fell swoop & by accident. The Conciliare was horrified. In his passion to defend their rights, he lost his two best friends. RATS!
Started
2013-02-06 10:15:36
Finished
2014-01-21 19:35:33

2 Comments

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    SlimWhitman Jan 22 2014 @ 02:51

    The Ratgod will avenge their deaths... http://foldingstory.com/c5n89/
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    lucielucie Jan 22 2014 @ 15:13

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=WgaLnYbNuRg

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