One day a girl who was only 7 went to the

One day a girl who was only 7 went to the beach.

but no superego. She decided that it would be interesting to send Alligator Adam to go eat the other beachgoers. Her id was bored. She got all giddy as Alligator Adam approached

Sigmund Freud, who was incredibly busy scribbling in his notepad. "Fascinating," he murmured, "it appears the lack of superego-" He screamed as Alligator Adam crunched his arm.

"Adam! Achtung!" Freud chided. "I don't know vy you broken zy arm you haff but pay attenttion, pleas!" Alligator Adam rolled in pain as Freud continued to explain the three differe

nt areas of consciousness the ego, superego and id. The id, our primitive instincts must be balance by our logical side, our superego, thus will man's Ego lead to a better society.

No wait, I mis-spoke. What I actually meant to say was that Eggos will lead to a better society. "And a little round frozen waffle shall lead us" is my new motto. Only with a

voice united shall we rise, hand in waffle.... “We will Not LEGGO!!” The crowd stood, inspired, eyes bright and filled with visions of a glowing Aunt Jemimah wrapping her warm arms

around her fans. “I’m NOT a racist symbol!” yelled Aunt Jemima. “Hell, I’m just trying to make a living! Nothing racist there!” The politically correct warriors thought otherwise

and when Aunt Jemima sat down at home that day, she heaved a heavy sigh. She chatted with her friend, the Cheerios Honey Bee, who enlightened her, "Next time, go animal mascot."