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Brad opened his store for monkey fetishists

  • Brad opened his store for monkey fetishists in the back of his 7-11, but quickly his inventory became about forty percent Davy Jones memorabilia. It became difficult to hide
  • all the endorsement cutouts from the Wicked Witch o the West (Tinman version) & her cleavage monkeys (canon) from all the pirate enthusiasts Brad's shop now catered to. Monkey Isle
  • -Y, which was the new Isley Brothers' new record label they started with Clyde from Any Which Way But Loose, used the Wicked Witch cut outs to promote
  • Their nefarious agenda. Harry was alarmed about
  • almost everything. Harry decided he needed to do something. He needed to...
  • run away and join the circus. However, the first circus he tried didn't accept pimply adolescent boys so Harry was forced to go for his second choice, Mr Galliano's. Unfortunately
  • he wore the wrong outfit for his job interview. Harry was promptly booted off the circus grounds and admonished by the fashion-savvy ringleader. Mr. Galliano didn't like
  • Harry's clown getup. There was something off about the mouth. Also, what kind of a name was "Pennywise"? & why did Harry insist on a flamethrower for his act? No. Harry had to go.
  • immediately to the local branch of the Ringling Bros & Stephen King library to figure out exactly what sort of clown he was and whether or not he would perform publically at
  • my wedding or privately at my honeymoon. Either way, I knew that sooner or later I would marry that clown, against the advice of my friends and family. Passion killers!

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