Brad opened his store for monkey fetishists

Brad opened his store for monkey fetishists in the back of his 7-11, but quickly his inventory became about forty percent Davy Jones memorabilia. It became difficult to hide

all the endorsement cutouts from the Wicked Witch o the West (Tinman version) & her cleavage monkeys (canon) from all the pirate enthusiasts Brad's shop now catered to. Monkey Isle

-Y, which was the new Isley Brothers' new record label they started with Clyde from Any Which Way But Loose, used the Wicked Witch cut outs to promote

Their nefarious agenda. Harry was alarmed about

almost everything. Harry decided he needed to do something. He needed to...

run away and join the circus. However, the first circus he tried didn't accept pimply adolescent boys so Harry was forced to go for his second choice, Mr Galliano's. Unfortunately

he wore the wrong outfit for his job interview. Harry was promptly booted off the circus grounds and admonished by the fashion-savvy ringleader. Mr. Galliano didn't like

Harry's clown getup. There was something off about the mouth. Also, what kind of a name was "Pennywise"? & why did Harry insist on a flamethrower for his act? No. Harry had to go.

immediately to the local branch of the Ringling Bros & Stephen King library to figure out exactly what sort of clown he was and whether or not he would perform publically at

my wedding or privately at my honeymoon. Either way, I knew that sooner or later I would marry that clown, against the advice of my friends and family. Passion killers!