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The Nazi Party has returned

  • The Nazi Party has returned
  • thought Winston Crutchley III as a column of ducks marched by. Then his nurse Hildebertha, said "Vinschtun eet eez time für dein Baas" & pushed his wheelchair towards the infirmary
  • doors. Unfortunately for Hildebertha, the doors were locked. "Ha ha! Foiled!" Winston chortled. "Eet vil not schtop me. You vill get un baas!" Hildebertha said as she reached
  • around the edge of the door and lifted the chain. She pushed her way through. There was nothing I could do to stop her now. "Hildebertha, can't we just talk?" "You leetle
  • bathturd! Leaf me alone! I do not weesh to speek!" I had to change her mind, and fast! "But Hildebertha, what about last night? Did it not mean anything to you?" Hildebertha swung
  • her frying pan at my head, missing it by a narrow margin. "Hildebertha, I LOVE YOU." She spat at my feet. "Leaf dis place now or I vill chop your head off and spit down your neck."
  • With her thick accent, I was certain she said something else. Something much more inappropriate. No matter. Message received. I bowed and retreated on my tiptoes, never to see her
  • until tomorrow. I had to make up an excuse for failing my given quest, for I still couldn't understand the madam.I wasn't quite sure what I was supposed to do, then ninjas attacked
  • the madam. Why on earth would they attack her? Only Jones could tell. I took out my phone and called him. "Jones. Why would the ninjas attack madam?" Jones replied "The ninjas have
  • started jumping on roof tops after drinking a lot of spoilt milk" she replied. "Quick, give them cheese."

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