The Nazi Party has returned

The Nazi Party has returned

thought Winston Crutchley III as a column of ducks marched by. Then his nurse Hildebertha, said "Vinschtun eet eez time für dein Baas" & pushed his wheelchair towards the infirmary

doors. Unfortunately for Hildebertha, the doors were locked. "Ha ha! Foiled!" Winston chortled. "Eet vil not schtop me. You vill get un baas!" Hildebertha said as she reached

around the edge of the door and lifted the chain. She pushed her way through. There was nothing I could do to stop her now. "Hildebertha, can't we just talk?" "You leetle

bathturd! Leaf me alone! I do not weesh to speek!" I had to change her mind, and fast! "But Hildebertha, what about last night? Did it not mean anything to you?" Hildebertha swung

her frying pan at my head, missing it by a narrow margin. "Hildebertha, I LOVE YOU." She spat at my feet. "Leaf dis place now or I vill chop your head off and spit down your neck."

With her thick accent, I was certain she said something else. Something much more inappropriate. No matter. Message received. I bowed and retreated on my tiptoes, never to see her

until tomorrow. I had to make up an excuse for failing my given quest, for I still couldn't understand the madam.I wasn't quite sure what I was supposed to do, then ninjas attacked

the madam. Why on earth would they attack her? Only Jones could tell. I took out my phone and called him. "Jones. Why would the ninjas attack madam?" Jones replied "The ninjas have

started jumping on roof tops after drinking a lot of spoilt milk" she replied. "Quick, give them cheese."