I see her all time online, but don;t know

I see her all time online, but don;t know when we'll meet. We vChat all day but its confusing. Should we commit or not commit. It's hard to make decisions...

This is especially true when you've never really seen or touched a person. There's something emotionally solidifying about touching someone you think you love. Online romance robs

But none the less, here he sat, glued to the shiny black widescreen of his computer monitor. When was the agony going to stop? Bleep... bleep...what was that? He was getting a

a message. letters appeared on the screen. letters turned into words: TOUCH THE SCREEN WITH YOUR FOOT. How ridiculous! I folded my body as a pretzel and touched the bleeping screen

then a youtube video came up. i waited quite some time before i realized a was about to be rickroll'd. i had rickroll allergies. they make me vomit uncontrollbly. so, i smashed the

Pepsi can I was holding and stood up. I was not going to sit here and be

mocked for my preferred beverage. Just because everyone else was sipping tea from fine bone china didn’t mean I was going to. I wasn’t some sheep following

In the footsteps of the mother cows. Blue bile came as a delicacy here on the planet Karvish! Krackling tea look similar to blue bile but tasted way too bitter. Plastic dishes

are good. They taste great and are good for your organs.