Swino drunk 18 cans of beer, fought a cow

Swino drunk 18 cans of beer, fought a cow & passed out drunk under a tree. Tragically he was killed in a car accident less than a month after his rampage. What does this say about

Swino the cow wrestler with respect to his position in society? Should more have been done to ensure his safety? In wake of his recent death by car these things will be discussed t

onight on Cow Hour!" The crowd roared. "Please welcome to the stage my guests The never cowherdly Sir Loin! The udderly fantastic Mr. Moo! The moovie star Dave. Tonight we discuss

the fate of our current contestant, Shelby." Shelby screamed. Her tits were engorged with milk and her skin had already taken on the spots of a cow. Sir Loin grinned at his newest

victim who was changing before him. Once women, now cow, Shelby mooed in terror as Sir Loin laughed maniacally.

"Now that you are a cow, I shall make the finest cheese out of your milk," Sir Loin let out, walking towards Shelby. "Pervert," the once human Shelby thought to herself. She slowly

Sir Loin and Ground Beef fled to the barn to avoid the Mad Cow and shut the door with their hoofs. The Mad Cow was chased by Nick The Butcher and his son after escaping the shop.

After the Mad Cow was safely turned into hamburger and fed to the orphans, Sir Loin and Ground Beef came out of hiding and took the first flight to Salisbury, where they were sure

that they would be safe from both the Mad Cow disease and from whoever lusted after mad cows to feed to orphans. Because sadly, nobody thinks of the orphans.