The origins of that quixotic sign, a meandering

The origins of that quixotic sign, a meandering curve & a dot are said to be found in Egyptian antiquity. A cat seen from behind, tail poised,so thought semiologist & archaelogist

Bill Nye. He loosened his bow tie. Thoughts like these always put him in a strange funk. His agent waited for an answer. Bill tossed back the rest of his Old Fashioned. How could

his Dinosaurs Loved Jesus campaign have blown up in his face? That was the last time Bill Nye would reach across the aisle in those debates. He went full rational, disgorging logic

his home away from home. The old man squinted and screeched, "Bill Nye, is that you?" Bill stopped humming and said, "Aye, it is I, Nye, the science guy. Any other questions?"

"Yeah, I asked if you were BILL Nye, ya ignoramus!" Bill crossed his arms and glowered. "Ah quit yer' belly achin', sonny, n' hand me one of them flux capacitors before I

brain ya!" Infuriated at this abuse, the kid took the flux capacitor and threw it on the floor where it broke into pieces. Bill Nye's face went purple and foam came from his mouth

Bill Nye was already furious that Emmit "Doc" Brown, P.h.D, (supposedly) had used HIS research to develop the flux capacitor. Now looking at the last remaining capacitor smashed

The windows and leaving 12,572,893 shards to clean up. A lot of finger pointing went on and the number of fingers pointed went up exponentially over the next 24 hours. The damage

Was such that I would have beat myself to death with it except the truth already had.