An uncommon storm shrouded Downton the night
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An uncommon storm shrouded Downton the night the unexpected guest arrived. He had just returned from the Americas to pay his respects to his cousin the Dowager Countess. Barnabas
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stood at the base of the concrete stairs leading to the Duchess' old but immaculate brownstone. He shivered in the pouring rain, hoping his return to this house would result in
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his reinstatement as head butler with nothing more said about the whole affair. Alfred's hope was fervent but hopeless, he knew. The first rule of butlery, discretion. The Duchess
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of York was upstairs with master Wayne making very rude and very loud noises. This made Alfred uncomfortable because he would have to pretend he heard nothing.
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But what would Robin say if he saw what Wayne did to him? Cheating on him with that York guy was atrocious! Alfred decided: "I can't stand it anymore, I have to stop master Bruce!"
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Alfred then walked down to the Batcave to confront Bruce. Still incensed the man would dare cheat on Robin. "Master Bruce, I saw what you did with York and it's got me all
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hot and bothered!" Batman sat the old butler down on a chair in the Batcave and fanned his flushed face. "Why Alfred, I didn't know you swung that way," said the caped crusader.
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“Surely you suspected, sir,” replied Alfred. “When have you seen me with a woman?” Batman admitted he hadn’t. Alfred smirked. ”In fact, that cowl and cape of yours are very hot!"
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Batman took in Alfred's smouldering look. "This is as close to incest as you're going to get Bruce," Batman, knowing it would sting. It was Bruce's lips beneath the cowl. Bruce's
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nostrils flaring so Alfred could jam his needle-nosed pliers inside. "Yes, now the sombrero! The sombrero, Alfred!" Alfred donned the sombrero. All was not right.
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- 2015-01-31 16:37:51
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- 2020-08-05 09:37:59
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LordVacuity Aug 05 2020 @ 15:19
https://vocaroo.com/1t3m3lbamVL
LordVacuity Aug 05 2020 @ 15:22
Does that mean Alfred ordered up that uncommon storm of the beginning?
TarotGuy Aug 05 2020 @ 15:25
A few minutes later, Robin walked in. "Holy Backdoor Salami, Batman!"
LordVacuity Aug 05 2020 @ 15:40
I think we've just solved who to cast for Alfred in the next Batman Trilogies: Gary Oldman. I know he already played Commissioner Gordon. If Stranger Things can work around the Winona Emergence, I'm sure the much bigger budget of a new Batman Franchise can come up with something.
LordVacuity Aug 05 2020 @ 15:44
I might have the name of it wrong. It involves the Stranger Thing"s kids getting ready to encounter the big hit of summer starring a young actress named Winona Ryder who looks exactly like one of their mothers, only younger.
LordVacuity Aug 05 2020 @ 15:45
Oh, and Rudy isn't too far behind either.
Zetawilk Aug 05 2020 @ 19:37
Nana nana nana nana.
LordVacuity Aug 05 2020 @ 22:31
I'm not saying it is not a sequel. But I am not saying it is a sequel either. https://foldingstory.com/8r78h/