And lo, Fraco Deshi realized that the program

And lo, Fraco Deshi realized that the program had a flip side, full of yet-to-be-sung Yuletide ditties. He didn't care if his son was Joseph. Christmas in July had to stop before

consumers would be burnt out shopping for presents in the heat. Fraco grabbed his son Joesph and took action singing, "Santa in a red suit? Ho! Ho! Ho! in a Speedo? No! No! No!"

That's when the second great economic collapse hit. The stock market fizzled down to the five thousands. Fraco, and his son Joseph had to survive without money. They did this

by scraping by with a string of YouTube hits in the new microeconomy. But Joseph was a visionary psychohistorian, so he bumped off his dad so James Franco could dip his pen in the

proverbial high school genre mashup "Geeks & Freaks go Back to the Future". James Franco's character hooka up with Michael Fox's mother Lea Thompsen. But Joe couldn't foresee that

The clock had never restarted and had to be replaced with a replica. Batteries were still available. Michael Fox skateboarded by and lit a fuse, just in time. The menu at the diner

was so spattered by exploded fake clock bits that it was illegible and no-one could read what was the soup of the day. Unfed patrons began to riot and chased Michael Fox through th

back to what was known as the "safe neighborhood", well lit and with up-kept homes. To Michael, the place stunk like rich people with too much time. He preferred the broken glass.

The half crumbling buildings of the lower west side called to his sad tired heart. He sat on the smooth curb. Then pulling his phone out dialed home. "Ponyboy? I'm in trouble."