I was getting autograph from bruno mars,my
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I was getting autograph from bruno mars,my favourite singer.Then, suddenly" HA HA HA", A LAUGHTER CAME"WHY SO SERIOUS?".THEN, ONLY I REALISED IT WAS JOKER IN REAL LIFE CAME ALIVE..
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I R CUTE, R I NAWT? The Joker had spent many long nights rolling in catnip and perusing photos of cats on the web. That Catwoman, she had stolen his heart, black as it was, and
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The Joker suffered cat scratch fever at the sight of his obsession. The Catwoman suffered nausea at the sight of him. She hated his laughter. She secretly longed for
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something perfectly ordinary. Catwoman was tired of rooftop catterwals with Joker & Bruce Wayne's batcave & batmobile. She looked down on the street & saw a nerdy gent named Clark
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doing something possibly obscene in the phone booth outside of Laverne's Diner. She would have to get closer, was this a solo act or was there someone in there with him? Definitely
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seemed to be. As her eyes adjusted to the darkness, she could see it was Superman and his tailor, who was fitting him for a new unitard. "Let it out around the midrift," Superman
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instructed. There would likely be tons of media there when he prevented Doomsday from nuking Metropolis, & Superman needed to look his best. Should she warn him about his open fly?
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The only Sears store left open had a sale on his favourite clothes, so Superman flew to the store and bought what he needed at 75% off. Lois Lane knew a good bargain. One thing
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she didn't know was how to clean her husband's Superman union suit. Clark only had the one. He had been wearing it everyday for over 30 years. It stank. Even under Sears clothing.
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One night she got him drunk. When he passed out she slowly peeled off the sticky suit. Layers of greasy filth fell off in crumbly chunks. She soaked it in naphtha & set it on fire.
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- 2017-01-28 06:51:33
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- 2017-07-01 16:33:25
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SlimWhitman Jul 02 2017 @ 04:01
I guess that would work. I think the justification that the suit isn't damaged when Superman flies into the sun and other extreme locations, is because a thin layer around Superman is protected by his Kryptonian aura, or something...
IceSquad Jul 02 2017 @ 09:16
Yeah, Slim... be a prude, avoid watching the <21+> rated Supermans, and become a skeptic.
pinky Jul 05 2017 @ 06:59
Knarf! I suspect it isn't the union suit that's being protected by the miracle mineral Kryptonite, but rather Clark, specifically his delicate little noser. The kryptoniteification may very well happen between the union suit and Clark, creating a power barrier that keeps him from keeling over from Gagussmellitis that the rest of us mortals just have to endure. Knarf! I mean Barf! Btw Gibber, you got the chops, I think your fold is responsible for me passing up pizza. Great description of the nasty suit!