Today is the mayhem fest i am going to see

Today is the mayhem fest i am going to see the best bands alive and as soon as i got thier...

what happend there??? i bet it was fun

yeahh it was,too bad u missed it

was what she said when he missed the thing she was talking about. "It was the best time ever. I don't think we will ever be able to

juggle those pins liked we used to." I looked into her moist brown eyes. "But without you at the Ren Fest, I'm nobody." She looked away. "You just dropped the ball and I must go."

And then I said, "Like Hell, I did" and started palm spinning and bodily rolling crystal balls. Her moist brown eyes looked hopeful, time to show her the pewter dragon and then

release the trouser kraken! But I must have mistaken that look in her eyes for her response was not what I was expecting. She

clearly didn't understand my amorous intentions because she decorated my alien appendage with eight finger puppets & asked me to perform theatre."Earth Girls are Easy" had exaggera

ted the intelligence of these bipedal mammals. The guide had also failed to mention the peculiar facial-hair on these human females, very scratchy. "Come to bed ET.", a husky voice

said. "I told you never to call me that," he responded, grumpily swatting the telescope away. Why should his own people joke with him about having lived among extraterrestrials?