but then I was never one to refuse a dame

but then I was never one to refuse a dame in trouble - even if that trouble was Danny Demore. Crime lord? Yeah I guess that's one way of saying it - if you're a euphemistic bastard

Are you? I am. But getting back to the lady in distress: welp, the fugitive was due to spring the coup, and the rattler who'd macramed the dred curtains was plowing other pastures.

It was left to me, a furtive tatter, to tat the lace that might save the empire, the only empire in living memory empow'rd by aspirations of betterance, not power. I tatted be

cause my freedom depends on it. I was incarcerated in this installation by the CIA- I knew too much about Hillary's emails. So I weave coded SOS messages into sheets sent out to be

Broadcast on now illegal podcasts. It was no fun being a truth warrior but someone had to do it. Channel 11 was once good educational programming, but now was politically correct

als--only white ones of course--and educates them on how their white collar crimes are destroying the world. Then, they participate in friendly games of chess, where all the pieces

are white. Which is annoying, because you can't the chess pieces apart anymore. Same thing with checkers. The white people play checkers without black pieces after they destroyed

all black and white checkerboards. Now they play checkers with only white pieces on an all-white board and nobody knows what the score is, any more. Even Yoko Ono refuses to play

but she had faded obscurity. George washington was the only one that wanted to play so by default he was the winner of every game. Now he lives on in our hearts as the white king.