IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT!! THERE WAS

IT WAS A DARK AND STORMY NIGHT!! THERE WAS A YOUNG GIRL OUT WITH HER BOYFRIEND OUT ON A SANDY BEACH... BUT WHAT THEY DIDN'T KNOW WAS.....

the boy that checked their hat at the roller rink was the future father of the girl that left her bag at the girl in the first fold's dorm after a party that happened accidentally.

It was a funny story, actually. The roller rink girl wasn't really the party type, and don't get me wrong, neither was the dorm girl, but Jim called over the whole football team.

while Pool Girl distracted the rest of the team with her Extreme Jiggling Technique and knocked them all into the pool. Glasses Girl tossed the team captain in after them to win.

The pool toss was a rounding success. Pool Girl & Glasses Girl felt so superior. But then the boy's gymnastics team began an incredible synchronized swim until Evan Spermafortis

Collapsed and died from the odours of the hypocrisy of it all. The water had the same stench. Thus the pool was demolished and never replaced until the foundation was checked out.

They put in a trampoline instead, but that smelled like a sense of entitlement. Then they tried a jungle gym, but that smelled like little kids. Finally, they decided to go out and

buy a used Human Cannonball cannon from a circus auction because that smelled like fun. They loaded the muzzle with gunpowder, using the huge ramrod that came with it to tamp it do

wn. "So, who's going first?" came the question. The group eyed each other nervously, waiting for a volunteer. Instead, they decided to kidnap Trump and launch him to North Korea.