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Ted's senior year was marked by an Evil Teacher.

  • Ted's senior year was marked by an Evil Teacher. This Evil Teacher bedeviled and tormented Ted, but was also a blessing in disguise.

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  • You may ask why he was a blessing. Did this Evil Teacher drive Ted to do better out of sheer spite? Not quite. To take away the pain of teacher torment, Ted partied so hard that he

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  • forgot himself, and in a drug-induced haze, actually began to study out of sheer dopiness. The so-called evil professor kept him grounded from floating into the land of no return,

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  • and then a glowing sigil affixed him to the flowing moment and eternity betides. "Dr. Johnson, I'm sorry, but I think I should leave your class. Thank you for your help." He left t

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  • he class, flying away on a golden motorcycle into the sunset, leaving rainbows and magic in his wake. Little did Dr. Johnson know that the rainbows in the sky above him were the

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  • portals to Samsara, where the three sisters of Attachment, Ignorance, and Malice lay in wait. Dr. Johnson believed himself just one final step from enlightenment, but in fact

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  • was 4,172,399,802,490 steps from fixing to get ready to start on the path to enlightenment. The 3 sisters maliciously attached themselves to him. "Hey, Dr. Johnson. Come watch TV

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  • 's Greatest Wardrobe Failures with us!" Beguiled by the the 3 sisters' peculiar charms, Dr. Johnson failed to notice that they were in fact the 3 Fates. They sat him on the couch

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  • and dumped some sewing equipment in his lap before running off giggling. Dr Johnson picked up a thread and whimsically snipped with the scissors. A man on the street dropped dead a

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  • moment before that, and Dr. Johnson didn't make the connection until his cross-stitch didn't take and his pants fell comically to the ground. Ironically, she was a size nine.

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