"What if, instead of a water cycle, there

"What if, instead of a water cycle, there were a pizza cycle? Discarded crusts would evaporate and..." The Nobel Committee listened intently. Einstein's latest thought experiments

had merit.They ordered out extra large chili cheese pizza to test Albert's theory. "The Pizza evaporated in any case & I do feel it will enter the food chain again." said King Carl

's Jr. Ever since the War of the Burgers, Carl's Jr. Claimed the throne of Burger. This made the former "Burger King" merely a hamburger vassal. The Colonel did not like so much

where these monarchal politics were heading, & decided Kentucky would secede from the fast food nation. Pizza the Hut was busy playing with Roy Rogers' crust on Mt. Brokeback, &

The manager didn't notice a thing. Pizza The Hut served the best pepperoni and sausage pizzas anywhere, in Rory 's opinion. Roy Rogers loved it too, as they both chowed down. The

the International House of Pancakes, making it the National House of Pancakes. After that it was just filled with nationalists and became a dangerous place to have breakfast.

Enthusiasts made sure Canadian bacon was removed from the menu & all the Japanese maple trees were dug up. The National House of Pancakes slogan was AMERICA FIRST, SECOND & THIRD!!

All we had left to eat was american food, chocolate chip cookies and tacos. Pancakes were dropped, being European originally. Now it was the House of Censorship people ran in fear.

Folks placed orders from underneath tables in shaky whispers. They got punished for saying stuff like pea, breast, or rump. Even the DAR got banned for giving it a 5-girdle rating.