Monkeys like butter and banana flavored jelly

Monkeys like butter and banana flavored jelly beans, its hard sometimes to grab these delicacies from small children who

are used to wandering in and out of Mrs. Crabapple's 3rd grade primatology lecture whenever they gosh darn please.

Emphasis on gosh, because Mrs. Crabapple is a fierce Darwinian, she hasn't believed in the big G since her dog Lady ate

her husband Albert. Crazy dog was just hungry is what they told her, but she knew better. It had evolved into a

dog-bear. No human had ever laid eyes on the first of a new species. They rejoiced until they learned of its zombie

a bubbling brook of pesticide-laden agricultural runoff. Strangely, the dog-cat resembled neither animal but acted like

a worm instead of walking they slithered instead of eating dog-cat food they ate dead stuff.

black became the worms, so they stuck to turtlenecks. Dead of course.

But such is the fate of a turtle's neck on a blackened worm. Ah, me.