I’ve always had an arrogant streak in my
- I’ve always had an arrogant streak in my nature, so a humbling setback every now and then is probably good for my soul.
- Splitting my pants down the back during the big board meeting on the exact day that my wife had convinced me to go commando was not going to be good for my career though. My boss
- however liked what she saw, but at the meeting Fernanda reprimanded me for being a disgrace and a fraud (I neglected to mention that I worked for Hanes), but my going "a lo gringo"
- was really just a bad interpretation of Cheech Marin. The true genius was brother who spent the entire summer breathing in exhaust fumes and then he turned into Tommy Chong
- from his role in "Ferngully", an old animated movie from the 90s. In my childhood, I thought cartoons were uncomfortably "gay", and though I am no homophobe today, I still feel
- just uncomfortable when I think about "Ferngully" so I really didn't want to talk about him or about his role in Ferngully. It embarrasses me to remember how I thought as a kid.
- We were all kids once, though some of us might be loath to admit it. And some of are still kids to this day--kids trapped in adult bodies that keep aging against our will.
- Aaa...aaah...a-and dammit (sniff, sniff) I miss my Mommy! I hugged Freddy Teddy tight & rocked back & forth. I pulled my thumb out of my mouth & shouted "NO!" at my boss.
- My boss speed-dialled HR. "We've got a situation. I've got an employee down hugging Freddy Teddy and wanting Mommy." "Yes SIR," HR said."Task force activated." Through my wails I
- started sucking my thumb and soiled my underwear. Before slamming the phone down he added "Better send a janitor too."
- Started
- 2011-03-19 13:07:33
- Finished
- 2013-08-29 17:26:57
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Zetawilk Aug 29 2013 @ 17:39
Children can be really small-minded.
PurpleProf Aug 29 2013 @ 18:40
Hahaaa! I like this one... Definitely a "humbling setback" in watpantsnaw's ending!